Officials Id Rather Die A Virgin Than Fuck An Ice Agent Tee Shirt Sweater Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee
Exclusive Design – Premium Print on Gildan® Cotton
You know that one piece in your closet you reach for every single time? This is about to be it. Printed on premium Gildan® fabric with colors that stay bold wash after wash.
📸 Image shows a tee, but this design is printed on 4 styles: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt & Hoodie. Select your preferred style at checkout – every piece is made to order, exactly how you pick it.
Why Everyone’s Grabbing This
- 🎨 Print That Pops – DTG-printed directly into the fabric. No cracking, no peeling – just bold, vivid color.
- 🧵 Comfort-Level: 10/10 – Gildan® blanks with OEKO-TEX certified dyes. Soft on skin, gentle on the planet.
- 👕 Comfort First, Always – Taped neck, reinforced shoulders, tear-away tag. Built for all-day wearability.
- 🇺🇸 Responsibly Made – US Cotton Trust Protocol. American cotton, sustainably sourced. Quality with a conscience.
Fabric & Construction
- T-Shirt (5.3 oz) & Long Sleeve (6 oz): 100% cotton – airy, comfortable, all-season wear.
- Crewneck & Hoodie: 50/50 blend at 8 oz – pill-resistant fleece with spandex ribbing.
- Note: Sport Grey contains a 90/10 cotton/poly blend for color consistency.
Choose Your Style
Browse colors and sizes to find your perfect match:


- Pick your color from the chart above.
- Choose your size using the size guide.
- Add to cart – we’ll handle the rest!
Delivery & Handling
- ✅ Production: 1–3 business days.
- 📦 USA Standard: 3–7 business days.
- ⚡ USA Rush: 3–5 business days.
- 🌍 International: 1–2 weeks.
Your order is freshly printed just for you. Make sure to check the size chart before ordering. Size exchanges aren’t possible for made-to-order items, but we’re here if you need anything.
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