Official Squirrel Santa Hat My Mind Is A Dangerous Place But My Mouth Is Worse Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee
Official Squirrel Santa Hat My Mind Is A Dangerous Place But My Mouth Is Worse Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee
Premium DTG Printed Apparel – Made to Order
Some clothes you wear. This one wears confidence for you. DTG-printed on buttery-soft Gildan® blanks – the kind of quality you feel the second you put it on.
📸 Seeing a T-Shirt? That’s just the preview! This exact design is also available on Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt & Hoodie. Just choose your style – we print and ship it your way.
The Good Stuff
- 🎨 Built to Last – DTG printing means color is part of the fabric, not sitting on top. Wash without worry.
- 🧵 Feels Like a Hug – Gildan® fabric with OEKO-TEX certified dyes. Premium comfort from the inside out.
- 👕 Comfort First, Always – Taped neck, reinforced shoulders, tear-away tag. Built for all-day wearability.
- 🇺🇸 From American Farms – US Cotton Trust Protocol certified. The good stuff, sourced the right way.
What It’s Made Of
- Tees & Long Sleeves: 5.3–6 oz, 100% US cotton – light enough for summer, layerable for fall.
- Heavy Blend Fleece: 8 oz, 50/50 cotton/polyester – cozy warmth with pill-resistant durability.
- Note: Sport Grey contains a 90/10 cotton/poly blend for color consistency.
Your Perfect Match
Browse colors and sizes to find your perfect match:
- Check the color and size chart above.
- Select your style, color, and size.
- Add to cart and proceed to checkout.
Delivery & Handling
- ✅ Production Time: 1–3 business days.
- 📦 US Delivery: 3–7 business days.
- ⚡ US Rush Option: 3–5 business days.
- 🌍 Rest of World: 1–2 weeks.
Every item is made to order just for you. Please verify your size using the chart above. We can’t accept returns for sizing errors, but we’re always here to help if something isn’t right.
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