Official Raccoon Never Hold Your Farts In They Travel Up Your Spine Into Your Brain Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee
Official Raccoon Never Hold Your Farts In They Travel Up Your Spine Into Your Brain Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee
Premium DTG Printed Apparel – Made to Order
Not to be dramatic, but this might be the upgrade your wardrobe’s been waiting for. Premium Gildan® fabric, fade-proof DTG print, and a fit that feels like it was made for you.
📸 The photo features a T-Shirt, but you’re not limited to that! This design is available on T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt & Hoodie. Pick your style and we handle the rest.
Why This Stands Out
- 🎨 Looks Fresh, Stays Fresh – High-res DTG printing captures every detail. Machine-wash friendly.
- 🧵 Fabric That Delivers – Gildan® Ultra Cotton & Heavy Blend. Soft, durable, certified low-impact dyes.
- 👕 All-Day Comfort – Classic fit with taped seams and a tear-away label. Zero itch, zero irritation.
- 🇺🇸 Sustainably Sourced – US Cotton Trust Protocol. From farm to fabric – responsible at every step.
Fabric & Construction
- Tees & Long Sleeves: 5.3–6 oz, 100% US cotton – light enough for summer, layerable for fall.
- Sweatshirt & Hoodie: 8 oz, 50/50 cotton/poly blend – cozy, durable, resists pilling.
- Sport Grey is 90/10 cotton/poly for a heathered look.
Color & Size Guide
Choose your favorite color and find the perfect fit:
- Use the color chart to explore your options.
- Check the size chart for measurements.
- Select, add to cart, and enjoy!
Shipping & Returns
- ✅ Crafted in: 1–3 business days.
- 📦 Standard US: 3–7 business days.
- ⚡ Express US: 3–5 business days.
- 🌍 International: 7–14 business days.
All products are made to order. Please double-check your size before purchasing. No returns or exchanges for incorrect size selections. If there are any issues, feel free to message us for assistance.
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